Do the Hokey Pokey

by William Shakespeare

O proud left foot, that ventures quick within
Then soon upon a backward journey lithe
Anon, once more the gesture, then begin
Command sinistral pedestal to writhe
Commence thou then the fervid Hokey-Poke
A mad gyration, hips in wanton swirl
To spin! A wilde release from heavenís yoke
Blessed dervish! Surely canst go, girl
The Hoke, the poke ó banish now thy doubt
Verily, I say, ítis what itís all about