Letter of Recommendation
To whom it may concern:
This is to introduce Joe Jones, who has asked me to write this letter since Im the only friend he has who knows how to write.
Joe is a fine man, and whatever rumors you've heard about him are almost certainly false. All charges were dropped, and that business about the headless body is nothing more than tabloid excess. The police have allowed him to continue his life, and his wife and children are fine now, too.
In short, Joe will prove to be a valued member of your organization. However, you may want to reconsider doing any business during the full moon.
Thank you very much.