Toddler Property Laws

1. If I like it, itís mine.

2. If itís in my hand, itís mine.

3. If I can take it from you, itís mine.

4. If I had it a little while ago, itís mine.

5. If itís mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way.

6. If Iím doing or building something, all the pieces are mine.

7. If it looks just like mine, itís mine.

8. If I think itís mine, itís mine.

9. If it's yours and I steal it, itís mine.

10. If I... Whoops! Sorry! We goofed. Instead of reading the Toddler Property Laws, this is Microsoft's Business Plan.